verdanturf town and on

So after a few fights (and a dozen registrations) I make it to vardantuf town. I guess I'll look around a certain loser may live here. After stoping by wally I remember the one tunnel was being dug to here, maybe I can use my new HM to bust it open and get something. So into the tunnel I go.

In just a few minutes I find the place and smash it open, the one nutjob trying to beak it down by hand gives me a new HM. Not bad.



After looking around the cave I find an exit to route 116 I don't remember so I'm going to look around. This guy was looking for some glasses and I found a pair lying on the ground... weren't his so I keep them. Maybe one of my pokemon will look good wiht them. Besides that there wasn't much back here so I guess I have to take that other path I saw a while back. What a pain.

Found a family that wanted to have a entire family brawl with me so I figured why not. After beating them they give me some sort of trainign harnes. Whatever On I go.

So there is this trainer hill thing, so why not sounds interesting. Seems it's closed though, that just sucks it was sounding interesting.










So I see a camera crew and figure somethings up but they just jump me. Gahh I thought reporters were supposto only observe not get involved. Whipped them good. Seems this was some sort of interview... strange people.

Go north a bit and it seems that there is a vicious sandstorm going on. So on to Route 112. So a bit more and I see these two strangly dressed guys.



Team magma I presume? Seems they are looking for a meteoroid to wake something up however that makes sense. Either way I can't pass. Guess I'll see if that tunnel I saw earlier leads anywhere.









Oh god is that smoke? I think my tires are melting... I need to get through this place quick.
Made it through, was somewhat hot but I made it out fine. Fought a bit more outside and bugs finally evolved!








Looking alright wish he wouldn't have become a flying type, and then the rumors were proven true.










His shell became a pokemon too... digusting but interesting, glad I left that space open for it. Well back on track. I almost had 2 of my party taken out by a trainers pokemon using explosion but Blaze survived it.

Caught a spinda called it Spin. Found alittle shack in this ash wasteland.





That is one heck of a speech impediment. Well he says I can collect ash and he'll be able to make glass out of it. Maybe I can sell it for a decent amount.

Caught a slugma, calling him Sluggy.







So I arrive at fallabor and decide I have to fix up the party.

I need a dedicated psychic type so Shazam (abra) is going to be the lead for a while, Blaze for fire and fighting(Combusken) is second, Leaf for water and grass(Lombre), shady (sableye) for that combination of dark and ghost, Raggy for some genearl normal type(Zigzagoon), and tike for an electrical type(Electrike).

Going south I caught a Swablu, named her blu.

Shazam evolved, maybe he can actually fight now. Fought some more trainers, got forced to register some more. Yadda yadda.










Great more tunnels to rustboro maybe something is going to be interesting on the way down there. Well it's the most interesting cave I've been in so far. It has random craters though I have no clue how that works.








And just a few steps in and I found team magma doing some random crap I don't care about.They babble on and then something interesting happens.









Team aqua shows up they get into a shouting match and magma says something about a meteor and leaves. Moveing on I catch a solrock, I'll call it sol.

I get back to rustboro too quick. Maybe I'll go see what team magma is up to.






Seems like they left, wonder what they are up to.

So I ride up the car to the top of the mountain. It's free at least.

route 110and on

So on to route 110 it seems. Seems there is a cycling road but they won't let me on it. Now I'm curious whats on it. So I walk north a bit.










And there is Birch. He says this is random but I more or less made a B line here, how the heck did he get here before me? Did he know I was coming, is he stalking me? Why does he think I'm traveling with his kid, why does everyone assume that it's just fine to register with my pokenav. Argh!

And a bit to the north I meet the most horribly bizarre people ever....



Oh god, what is going on, why is that parent dressing his kid like a pikachu, why is that women... I don't even know what she's doing. I beat them, I think those were only child pokemon but if they really wanted to fight it's their fault.








That's when Blaze evolved. Was wondering when that was going to happen. Learned double kick too. The women forced a registration on my pokenav. Isn't there a law against this? I found a strange house to the north with a man hiding under the table....







... If by mystery you mean whack job I'll believe you. Seems he has some sort of trick house in the back. I guess I'll take a look whatever a trick house is. A lot of cutting later and I meet him in the back room. Got a rare candy and he said he'll make more tricks. I don't even think there was a real trick in that house. Whatever, no I go.

Caught an oddish, named her oddy. Caught an Electrike and named him tike.



A little farther and I run into Brendan. He wants a fight so i'll give it to him. He beat a few of party but that was only because I've been walking all the way here. Caught a gulpin called her Glutton. So after fighitng a lot of trainers and forcing me to register numbers with them. Arg. Anyways I arive in mauville city and get the HM for smash from some guy, would be great if I could use it. I was also given a bike for free, what can I say I have a certain charm~.



So I find the gym and the little brat wally is blockign the door. Seems he's arguing with his uncle that he wants to fight the gym leader. I say let him get whooped. Also I have sneaky feeling he's going to register on my pokenav. First he wants a battle to prove himself. I whoop him, suprisingly he doesn't force me to register him. Finally maybe this stream of people regsertering with me will end... Then SCOTT shows up and babbles something and leaves... I think he's stalking me.

So it seems this is an electric gym, guess I'll have to change my party to ground types and such. I think I have a few of those. I don't have too many but a few grass should work. Well I'll put them thorugh some workouts so they can be ready for this, these guys are too lazy at the moment.

So while training I happen across this. What in gods name is this thing. All I know is that it's annoying with this moonlight ability. Caught it, calling it Illy. Then it happens Wally calls me up, God who is giveing out my number, is there a do not call list I can get on?







Well here I go. There is a bunch of stupid but easly figured out electrical fence things but I get through them and all the trainers. Seems my work into buggy and mush were worthless. It seems that Blaze is finishing off most of them. Though I do want to see what buggy evolves into, I heard some odd rumors.






And there he is the gym leader. So it starts, he's odd as can be, what is it with all these strange guys out in the world? The fight was hard but I came out on top, Blaze brought me through it. So I have the badge and a new TM I guess I'll train someone rock smash and move on. Though where to go?

So between north and west I went west.

So after clearing a beach of children trainers I feel warmed up for another real city. Seems that they have a market. Not much there for me. Found where the goods were to go but it seems the person they were for is gone. Arg why can't this just be easy?

With some more exploring I found something odd. A bunch of people gathered in front of the museum dressed up like aqua members. I decided to hold off checking on them and look around a bit more. I head back and they seem to have went inside.

Had to drop 50 to get in but it seems they remember me, this is going to be fun~.... wait he just threw a TM at me and ran. Oh well maybe the others want to get stomped.... but they don't. Oh well, found the guy upstairs and gave him the parts. Then the aqua guys wanted to fight, finally I was waiting for this.






Seems the aqua boss showed up. Asked if I was a part of team magma whoever it is. Made some speech and then left. Whatever, this is over with now what to do.

I get out and another strange guy named scott babbles on and registers on my pokenav. God I wish I never got this thing.





I find this place called the battle tent. Seems SCOTT was in front of it and gibbered on and left. Why am I finding so many weirdos?

So I want to check it out, they take my pokemon away and say I have to use theirs... Why does this seem like a scam?

So I win 3 straight fights with their pokemon and they give me a ... full heal. Oh well I guess it was alright. Nothing more in the town it seems so I move on.

Dewford

Ignoring the call I have arrived at dewford. At least it's somewhere else, maybe I can hitch a ride to somewhere else or find a pokemon to carry me over water.









Well these people while insane for living on an island are somewhat friendly. This one just gave me a rod... Wait this thing is a piece of crap just gets magickarps. How stupid, I'm going to give that guy a piece of my mind, catching one and calling it bait.

Going around this island they seem to be obsessed with the "secret making". Whatever it is it dosen't make sense. Looking around to deliver the item I found a silk scarf, while not my style free is free? Couldn't find the guy in town so I'm going to check out the cave to the west.

Seems I was right, person mentioned him passing. Gives me this Flash HM and says that I need the badge from the gym to use it. Oh well I guess I just have to go trounce a gym leader.

Oh god. I can't see more then a foot around me. Let me guess this would be a great situation for FLASH wouldn't it, oh wait I need to beat the leader here to USE flash. Oh how cleaver. Well I'm slowly getting used to it and the trainers don't have much ability.







And there he is, the man I will stomp to get my second badge. This was a real stomp too, his pokemon didn't stand a chance against my sprigy's confuse. Now I guess I can check out that hole in the ground now.

So in that tunnel I caught a makuhita, I'll call him punchy. So this flash HM does light up the tunnel... though its still limited, oh well I can see my feet now. Then I meet something strange.



This looks like something from a bad cartoon. I'll see if I can catch it through. Srigy couldn't tackle it so I think it's some sort of ghost type but he couldn't take the fight and fainted. Guess I'll just have to see if I can find another one. Caught an aron I'll call erin.... Also got a call from Roxanne she says something about wanting to fight me later, I can't wait for that one she was actually a challenge... but who is giving out my number?

Found another Sableye, I am so catching him this time. Once again they fall. At least they aren't super rare. I'll get one eventually. A level down and just that happened, lost a few balls but I didn't want to take any risks, I'll call him shady. I think I'll even go out and take her into this party. Seems she's a Dark Ghost so that's cool even if she looks silly.
After going through a bunch of tunnels I finally find him. What the heck would someone go through all that trouble to end up here? I gave him the letter he gave me a tm, guess that makes it worth while. I hate being a delivery girl though. Then he forces me to register pokenavs with him. What is it with people doing this?

Well talking to the old man he says he'll take me to slateport, guess I might as well.

route 116

So onwards I go more trainers to crush. More sapplings to cut down. Onwards to the tunnel that was being talked about and who seems to be the guy who is making it...










By hand. How he does this I don't know, maybe he's some sort of pokemon, either way I'm going to avoid this man. Seems the pokemon react to loud noises... Seems they cause an uproar, if it's anything like the one anoying pokemon it' s going to be slightly tough. Anyways into the tunnel.







Into the tu... what the heck. Aren't tunnels... dark? This is sort of ... misty. I really don't know what to think somethings up. Walking a bit revealed what I fear, those anoying screaming things, at least they aren't that strong. Then it seems someone was holding pokemon hostage.







Too bad they aren't my pokemon. I beat him like all the rest and he drops some goods. Guess I'll return it back to the stupid idiot who lost it.










I gave them back since I want to buy some pokeballs, seems he was smart enough to give me a reward of a greatball. Then he proceeds to drag me to the office.... I don't like this.









... Why are you making me a delivery girl? At least it was better then I thought. Hopefully it's on my way or you can kiss this thing goodbye.










Wait why are you saying I'm doing this I never agreed to anything. Why are you making me go to this dewford? Jesus what is with these people?

Wait they just gave me payment before doing this... How did they make this corporation work? Well I guess if I'm in the area I'll drop their crap off. Man these men are just stupid as can be. At least I got a new toy to play with. Back on my way.



Yeah this guy doesn't have a chance to break these things any time soon. I guess I have to go by boat or something, saw a port maybe I can hitch a ride. I just hope I don't have to do something... unsavory to the crew for it. Then exiting the town I bump into..







Him. He wants me to register with the pokenav thing with him. Fine I'll do it he just leaves me be. Men are such pain at times. Then he wants a fight, so I give it to him. Of course I win. At least I can go now. No wait leaf is evolving into...








... WHAT THE HECK!? I guess this is ... alright. Well anyway moving on.











I check out the cabin by the dock and I find the guy's pokemon who was held hostage. Glad it didn't get killed off by the aqua guy. On the trip dad called my pokenav... I wish the old dude wouldn't have given out my number.

The gym adn onward

(Due to my inability to have internet at the moment I am saving this and posting later, hence numarical names)

Well there goes my idea that there might be more decent men in this world. Met a man who doesn't even know how to make his little girl laugh. He reminds me of my father a bit. So he wants something to make her laugh, I'll give him something, it may take a few years but she'll finally get the joke.

I find the gym in town but cage and leaf are about the only ones who may dent a rock pokemon so to the north I go to see what I can capture. I find some vandals have messed with a sign about some new tunel system but that doesn't matter I want my first badge. While training I got a Taillow which I called pecker and a Whismer called whirlp. Cage seems strong enough now so I head back to the gym.
Here I stand in front of the rock gym. Now if I remeber correctly ground type and rock type are often related so I rearange my party. I put Sringy away and took out pecker, if there are ground attacks pecker won't get hit. Hopefully this pans out for me. With this I decide to go in.

Seems I was wrong with pekcer might being effect. Deffensivly yes, offensivly better stick to cage. Even with miscalculation I rip through these "trainers" and get all the way up to the gym leader.

She seems to be too polite for her own good but she's a gym leader so she must know what she is doing. I will surpass her though, I must! The first two of her geodudes went down quickly, but her third pokemon...








WHAT IS THAT THING AND WHY DID IT JUST OBLITERATE CAGE?!... and the rest... I ... I lost, what was that rock tomb?!

I can try again... I have to try again, I'll just train Cage and Leaf up more! Back north I go! On this trip I luckly caught an abra and I know how these things love to teleport away so I'm happy I got him, I'm calling him shzam. Also caught a Nincada, I'll call him bugs... I think he's a bug anyway, I'll have to see. I also got a Skitty and named her katz. I think I might use her against the gym leader, That attrack move was somewhat anoying. Deciding that maybe I can find another grass or water type pokemon on teh way back I'm going to go back through the forest to see if there are anything.

Just my luck in that blasted forest I find a shroom but it just wasn't strong enough for me to capture. Oh well.

Though I'm lucky sringy finally evolved! Though he is now flying... So I don't know how well he'll do with rocks flying at him. Decide to go outside the forest for a second and what do I see? A Marill this is perfet! I'll call him Marv. This fight also raised the same question once again... How does sringy still use poision sting? I head back to north Rustboru city to fight some trainers I saw earlier and the hard work paid off, marv leared water watergun, with that I think I can fight that monster of a pokemon.(I don't know why this got underlined)

The battle was grueling but I won only because rock tomb didn't instantly kill leaf. So now I can use cut outside of battle and got som stone TM now. So now I move one... but a comosion is outside.








Sees the one strange guy just had his stuff stolen. Serves the idiot right. anyway I have some trees to chop down.










Why yes I would.












I still would, and behind that Shroomish which I caught him, hes now called mush. With this cutting spree done i'm going to move on.










And I get interrupted by this guy again. Had his stuff stolen, wants me to find it, cry me a river it's your fault. Well I'm heading that way, MAYBE I'll come back.